tiexp:
the island: house
Our
wonderful home has more rooms than clue, although fewer characters and
not nearly as many murder weapons.
Here's the grand tour.
There is no crime to speak of on the island, so it's still safe to leave stuff out in the open. That having been said publicly, we have removed all our stuff from out front.
the
utility room
A
happy dream: fresh clean socks just like mom used to make. The washer
and dryer share space with two bikes and lots of shoes and snowboard boots.
We leave our shoes at the door to keep the carpets cleaner and give the
house that down home, stinky sock aroma.
the
kitchen
The
leasing company replaced the bright orange counters with off white ones,
and repainted the dark brown cupboards. Our gas range whistles when you
start the gas. Occasionally the flame goes out, so if you hear a loud
boom and the site goes down, please call 911 for us.
We don't have anything up on the walls, so we're describing the decor as zen minimalism. Let us know if you have any ideas. The vcr still doesn't work, thank you tat and your vcr breaking pal.
the
backyard
Back
here there's a view of the skyline, but it's best if you climb over the
fences and look from the dike road. Scott
watches over the rock garden plants in back. Actually, he's pretty much
gone now, thanks to the industrious ants. A concord grape vine should
one day yield grapes, but don't eat them unless you already have too many
kids and your hair is too thick. The navy managed to cover the island
with lead, because lead is your friend. For more info on how heavy metals
in american soil can help us contain the communist menace, request your
copy of better dead than red from the federal consumer communications
center, pueblo, colorado, 81009.
In order to make us thankful for the kitchen, they left the very brady bathrooms in their original early 70's halloween color scheme. Far out!
Nick just finished a loft bed, and that pretty much fills up the room completely.
Tony has a china doll plant that grew into a tree. It drinks about a liter of water daily. It needs some focus. Strewn around are aerial photographs of the city to help tony plan new transportation routes for muni.
Hmmm. This is where player number four will live. Who did you vote for? Just don't stick us with some psycho moron.